The Bugs Bunny\Road-Runner Movie Page #4
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- Year:
- 1979
- 98 min
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Sacr maroon! Le help!
Assistansions! Gendarme!
Pouf, Jos. Gendarme can le fix.
Thank you, le gendarme.
Merci beaucoup, le thanks.
Sacr cerise!
Le pew!
Quelle terrible odeur!
Un smell-e-vous fine.
I am the bankrupt!
Le mew. Le purr.
Le p*ssy ferocious.
Remove that skunk.
That polecat pole from the premises.
A vec!
Quelle est-ce?
My little darling.
It is love at first sight, is it not?
No?
Do not come with me to the casbah.
together right here.
This little love bordel.
Now she is seeking for us a trysting place.
Touching, is it not?
Come, my little peanut of brittle.
I will help you.
Wait for me. Wait.
Where are you, pigeon?
I am looking for you.
I am going... Huh?
I missed, fortunately for you.
So now, mon cherie,
we can begin life anew.
C'est la guerre.
Hello, baby.
I am the locksmith of love, no?
Come, darling. We must be grown up
about this thing.
Do not run away from the love.
Here. What is this?
But of course.
This little one wish to commit suicide
to prove her love for me.
What a sweet gesture.
Nevertheless, I must prevent it.
Saved!
Vive I'amour! We die together.
I am not dead? No.
What's this? Is that you, pigeon?
Is that...
Pardon grand mama, but have you seen
Where are you, pigeon?
I am looking somewhere to find you.
Rabbit, where are you?
Perhaps you have returned in here.
Are you here then, golden girl?
Who is this?
It is you again.
What can I do to help you?
Why do you lock the...
Oh, no!
Control yourself, madam.
You cannot be in earnest.
A joke, yes?
No?
You know, it is possible
to be too attractive.
Do you know what that was?
The Minute Waltz played in 30 seconds.
New world record.
There are people who just
don't like music, as I found out one day.
A-rink a-dink a-dink
What do they do
Oh, starry sky
Where do they go
when they can't go for a walk?
Do they stay home and talk
Or do they sit inside
What do they do in Mississippi
When skies are drippy
And what do they do in Tijuana
Well...
Music-hater.
She's a fancy stepper when she dances
Go and see her as she capers and prances
My gal don't do much talking
Dances even when she's walking
One and two and three and four
She dances all day long
My gal is a highborn stepper
Ginger with salt and pepper
She's a fancy stepper when she dances
Go and see her as she capers and prances
What's up, doc?
Also a rabbit hater.
Of course, you know, this means war.
- Leopold.
- Leopold.
- Leopold.
- Leopold.
Leopold!
Leopold.
You either hate opera or you love it.
I love it.
I loved it so much,
I took the entire 18 hours...
...of Richard Wagner's Ring of Nibelung...
...and squashed it down to seven minutes.
Be very quiet...
...I'm hunting rabbits...
Rabbit tracks.
Kill the rabbit
Kill the rabbit
Kill the rabbit?
Yohoto
Yohoto
Yohoto
Yoho
Oh, mighty warrior of great fighting stock
Might I inquire to ask
What's up, doc?
I'm going to kill the rabbit
Oh, mighty hunter
it will be quite a task
How will you do it
might I inquire to ask?
I will do it
with my spear and magic helmet
- Magic helmet?
Magic helmet
Magic helmet.
Yes. Magic helmet
And I'll give you a sample
Bye.
That was the rabbit.
Brunhilde
You're so lovely
Yes, I know it
I can't help it
Brunhilde
Be my love
Return my love
A longing burns deep inside me
Return my love
Love like ours must be
Made for you and for me
Return
Won't you return, my love?
For my love is yours
I'll kill the rabbit!
Arise, storm!
North winds blow! South winds blow!
Typhoons! Hurricanes! Earthquakes!
Smog!
White lightning, strike the rabbit!
What have I done?
I've killed the rabbit
Poor little bunny
Poor little rabbit
What did you expect in an opera,
a happy ending?
I will say this for Elmer.
He really doesn't want us for food.
He just does it 'cause he's a sportsman.
That's different than some people who
go hunting because they're really hungry...
...like a coyote for instance,
who will eat anything...
...including me.
What's up, doc?
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Wile E. Coyote, Genius.
I'm not selling anything
nor am I working my way through college.
So let's get down to cases.
You are a rabbit
and I am going to eat you for supper.
Now, don't try to get away.
I am more muscular, more cunning,
faster and larger than you are...
...and I'm a genius...
...while you could hardly pass the
entrance examinations to kindergarten.
So, I'll give you the customary
two minutes to say your prayers.
I'm sorry, Mac. The lady
of the house ain't home and besides...
...we mailed you people a check last week.
Why do they always want
to do it the hard way?
Wile E., you genius.
You've done it again.
- What's cooking, doc?
- Rabbit stew.
I'm such a genius!
Smells mighty good!
But there's only one little thing wrong
with it.
- There is? What?
- No rabbit.
I'm looking over a three-leaf clover.
That I overlooked be three
Back to the old drawing board.
Genius, that's what it is! Sheer genius!
Wile E. Coyote. Super genius.
I like the way that rolls out.
Wile E. Coyote. Super genius.
Wile E. Coyote.
Super genius.
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Mud.
And remember,
mud spelled backwards is "dum."
Even a genius gets
...and realizes that eating rabbit...
...cooked or raw isn't such a smart idea.
Raw rabbit? What a revolting idea.
So old Wile E. decided that he'd
better pursue something more his size.
For instance...
How's that for a big production?
I'll bet even old Cecil B. De Mille
would be jealous of that one.
I'm sure old Neanderthal person
never envisaged anything like that...
...when he started that very first chase.
But then if he hadn't invented the chase...
...maybe, just maybe, laughter wouldn't
have been invented either...
...and that, old buddies,
would have been a real loss.
Who knows?
Maybe, just maybe the whole universe
will get the idea...
...and stars and suns, meteors and comets...
...even galaxies will realize
...and how much fun chases are.
And...
And finally, all will once again
be peaceful and quiet.
Or will it?
Yes?
Well?
After all, credits where credit is due.
Eat your heart out, Burt Reynolds.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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